BALLS: VIRGINIA TICE CHARGED WITH OBSCENITY

BALLS

OKAY, so they're not in the best possible taste admittedly.
But in a fantastic waste of time and money Virginia Tice is heading to court for a jury trial over a ticket she was given for displaying big, plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck.
The 65-year-old was reportedly fined a whopping $445, for the offending pair, after pulling into a convenience store near her home in Bonneau, SC.
Officers said that they violated the state's obscene bumper sticker law - even thought they're clearly not a sticker.  
Police Chief Franco Fuda asked for a jury trial, saying questions of obscenity should be determined by community standards.
According to Scott Bischoff, Tice's attorney, the trial will likely be next month.
He told KSEE: "She's such a sweet lady and she just says 'I don't want to pay the fine.' We'll let a jury decide whether this is really criminal behavior.
"I don't want to take away from the importance of free speech, but it's really comical."
Fuda said if the fake testicles were a free speech issue, "I don't know what they would be trying to express."

JOSINAR ARAUJO BLASTS TESTICLES SHOWING OFF GUN

HE'LL think again before he decides to show off his weapon to his girlfriend - in fact he might just decide guns are a bad idea full stop. Josinar Araujo was apparently showing off his gun to his girlfriend, when it went off and blasted him right where it hurts - in the testicles.
Bridgeport, CT cops arrived on the scene and found the 24-year-old literally writhing him agony. A police insider revealed: "Of course there were a few giggles at the station and a few winces too. It must have been extremely painful.

"Needless to say if people needed a message not to fool around with guns, this is probably the best way to make the point." 
The Bridgeport News Times  reports the 24-year old was rushed to a nearby medical center, although the extent of his injuries were unclear. 
To add insult to injury, Araujo's girlfriend, Christine Belknap, was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia because she had a pipe used for smoking crack cocaine.