MEET STINKY: LUKE CHRISCO IS PORTABLE TOILET PERV

STINKY

Update. MEET stinky, also known as pervert Luke Chrisco - the man who hid in the toilets of yoga festival so he could be "blessed" by their bodily fluids. 
The disgusting 30-year-old climbed into the tank of the portable toilets of the all female Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, CO  and watched as the women relieved themselves. 
Apparently not put off by the smell or the possibility of disease he told KDVR that he even changed toilets mid way through so he could watch more women in a 'busier' one.
 He said: "I was doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy."
"There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal...we all have bodily fluids. It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad or anything."He added: "Where there is muck, there is gold.'

STINKY MAN HID IN PORTABLE TOILET AT YOGA FESTIVAL

EURGH

IF they catch him, he will forever be known as "Stinky" or possibly "Weirdo". Quite why he would want to hide in amongst the pee and feces inside a portable toilet tank is unclear but that's exactly what one man did at a Yoga festival in Boulder, CO.
A woman told police she noticed something she thought was a man moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. Then, after another man spotted the crazy intruder, seemingly covered in tarp, but when he checked he hear the door lock from the inside.
A cop said: "A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces."
The suspect was described as about 20 years old, white, very tall, thin and was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.
Witnesses told police the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.