SKIER ROBERT VIETZE PEED ON LITTLE GIRL

P***ER

HE REALLY was taking the piste. 

Top skier Robert Vietze got drunk on a Jet Blue flight from Portland to Oregon when he allegedly urinated on an 11-year-old girl. 

The arrogant 18-year-old, who is among the 75 best in the country and had been penciled into for next year's Winter Olympics, apparently got up shortly after take off. 

But instead of hitting the bathroom, he stumbled five rows up and emptied his bladder on the 11-year-girl's leg. 

The girl's father, a Stage 4 cancer patient, caught Vietze midstream and tried to wipe him out.

One witness told the NY Post: "I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face."

"The father was screaming, "F - - k that kid! I don't want him near my family!"' as flight attendants attempted to separate the pair."

Rather than apologize for his disgraceful actions however, the leaky loser from South Warren, VA reportedly told authorities: "I was drunk, and I did not realise I was p*****g on her leg."

He was issued a federal summons for indecent exposure and released, the Post reported but the father refused to allow his traumatized 11-year-old daughter to be interviewed by cops, likely sparing Vietze criminal charges. 

His actions may have cost him his Olympic dream however as his name was bumped from the team's developmental roster yesterday afternoon, although officials refused to comment about his status.

JetBlue they said only that an 'incident was reported on Flight 166' and would not say whether the little girl and her family would receive compensation or a free flight for their troubles.

STINKY MAN HID IN PORTABLE TOILET AT YOGA FESTIVAL

EURGH

IF they catch him, he will forever be known as "Stinky" or possibly "Weirdo". Quite why he would want to hide in amongst the pee and feces inside a portable toilet tank is unclear but that's exactly what one man did at a Yoga festival in Boulder, CO.
A woman told police she noticed something she thought was a man moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. Then, after another man spotted the crazy intruder, seemingly covered in tarp, but when he checked he hear the door lock from the inside.
A cop said: "A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces."
The suspect was described as about 20 years old, white, very tall, thin and was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.
Witnesses told police the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.

URINE REAL TROUBLE NOW: P***ING PROF JUMPS COURT

PEED OFF

A BAFFLING Boffin who was caught peeing on fellow professor's door is in real trouble now after he failed to show for court and a $35,000 bench warrant was issued for him. 
Back in January Maths genius Tihomir Petrov was captured on video peeing on a fellow academic's campus office at the California State University as we reported here.
School officials had set up a hidden camera after finding puddles outside the door which they suspected was urine. 
And they were stunned to watch as the algebraic geometry and algebraic k-theory specialist opened up and peed. 
Petrov pleaded not guilty to two misdemeanour counts of urinating in public at an earlier hearing in March, reported the Los Angeles Tines.

But he did not turn up for a pre-trial conference hearing last week in San Fernando and a judge has now issued a $35,000 bench warrant for him.

His lawyer told the court he had not had any recent contact with Petrov.