CRAZY YAKURI MIHAMAE GROPED TSA AGENT

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SHE made a real boob of herself with this one. 
Yukahari Mihamae allegedly refused to go through passenger screening at Phoenix Airport and then argued with staff. 
But when a female guard stepped in, she grabbed her boob and squeezed it with both hands, hurting her and causing her to call out for help.     
The stunned crew called the cops and Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested. TSA spokesperson Kawika Riley confirmed the altercation to msnbc.com in a statement: "On July 14 at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, local law enforcement arrested a passenger for assaulting a TSA officer during the screening process."
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.

CANINE COPULATOR PATRICK TREJO PLEADS GUILTY

MUST LIKE DOGS

Music teacher Patrick 'Big Dog' Trejo must have been humming 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window?' After all, the 25-year-old Phoenix music teacher went to Craigslist to solicit sex with a dog. But he was barking up the wrong tree and pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit bestiality. According to the Phoenix New Times the wannabe maestro of canine copulation and pal Keith Keifer--who also copped to the same bestiality beef--were busted last February in a quest to find dog owners willing to offer up their pets for a rover romp. Of course, as the newspaper noted, all the hound-hankering horndogs had to do was adopt a puppy for a few bucks. "The two were arrested after they allegedly agreed to meet a dog and its owner at a hotel for sex. In reality, they met MCSO deputies who took them into custody.
They both received a year's probation. As for his teaching career, it appears it has hit a sour note.